Reports of the death of Online Poker have not, it would appear, been exaggerated. The latest bulletins from those checking Online Poker's failing stock market pulse over the last few days confirm that "OP" - as it was known to its pals - died last night following a surprise attack on Friday by 492
The senators’ attack put a brutal end to a life lived on the edge of and beyond the law in the Wild West of the internet. Born in
It was in its success that the seeds of OP’s downfall lay. Pious churchmen and even more pious online bookmakers, lottery organisers and
The fatal, final attack came on Friday, during a game of draw poker. Having failed to secure its usual seat at the gaming table facing towards the door by means of the usual bribes lobby payments, OP was just reaching forward to rake easy money off another million hopeless losers when it was shot through the back of the head with three bullets from a .45 amendment to the Safe Port Act.
Online Poker is survived by Online Betting On Horse-Races, Online Lotteries and several trillion pages of internet porn.
04 October 2006
Online Poker 2000-2006
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