In our last easy to write filler piece holiday feature before a return to full obituary-delivering service on Monday, we at As A Dodo present the top 10 euphemisms for death for the coming year.
- Hearing the big ringtone in the sky
- Doing a Flintoff
- Finished his last Sudoku
- Melted the last icecap
- Laughing in Saddam's face
- Heeding the ultimate product recall
- Photocopied the last buttock
- Failed to complete level 7
- Feeling above the weather
- Bluetoothed the last happy-slap.
1 Comment:
I like number two, 'Doing a Flintoff.' I unfortunately stayed up in to the wee small hours and watched the debacle unfold. How embarrasing.
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