Merry Christmas!

With the approach of the festive season, the As A Dodo team will be taking a hardly deserved holiday. Happily, in the tradition of all good news sources, we have a plentiful supply of seasonal filler items, all ready to make their way to our loyal readers' screens over the next two weeks without requiring any great effort on our own part.

The first of these items is The As A Dodo Annual webpoll, which readers will find to the right of their screens. In a tradition favoured by nascent democracies, many Italian elections and Florida Republicans, those taking part in the poll may cast up to 3 votes. Voting closes with the last bong from Big Ben on New Year's Morn.

More end-of-year satirical goodies to come - do keep checking in.

We wish our readers a very merry Christmas!